Amazing true crazy facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
methane gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life..quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know...)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.....)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(Like...pass the bong man, did you see that?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)